God's Holy Trousers - A Short history of Forever (2015)

1. F-91W (Mountjoy - 3m 09s)

A song about a digital watch.

Mountjoy - Guitar, Bass, Keyboards
Morrid - Drums

2. The Ballad of Settembrini (Morrid, Moksha Man - 2m 38s)

Like so many libertarians, Settembrini condemns every conceivable manifestation of the metaphysical, not realizing that his own boundless idealism for the cause of humanity has metaphysical origins. He also likes pickled eggs.

Moksha Man - Vocals
Morrid - Drums, Bass, Guitar, Keyboards
Maternik - Cello

3. Man with Fork (Mountjoy - 3m 23s)

“He’s rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup." - Noel Gallagher ponders the enigma of the Mokshaman.

Mountjoy - Guitar, Bass, Keyboards
Morrid - Drums

4. Recuerdos de la Balhambra (Morrid - 4m 57s)

A song about Balham.

Morrid - Drums, Bass, Guitar, Keyboards

5. A Shell to Hold the Cold Air (Mountjoy - 2m 57s)

It is a little-known Trouser-fact that 16.5% of all GHT song titles are quotations from the works of William Faulkner, including this one from his 1939 novella Wild Palms.

Mountjoy - Guitar, Bass, Keyboards
Morrid - Drums

6. Three Salty Lookin Dudes (Morrid, Moksha Man - 3m 21s)

Also available in Cheese and Onion, Bovril and Prawn Cocktail flavour.

Moksha Man - Vocals
Morrid - Drums, Bass, Guitar, Keyboards

7. Electric Elk (Mountjoy - 3m 26s)

The service rendered by Michael Faraday to those who use elks (as well as other members of the Cervidae family) is undeniable. Few who lived through the pre-industrial age will remember with any fondness the effort required to operate a manual elk. What innovations will today's boffins dream up bring elks into the C21st...

Mountjoy - Guitar, Bass, Keyboards
Morrid - Drums

8. I've Created a Monster (Morrid - 5m 22s)

"Sir! That is no way to refer to your new-born child!" gasped the midwife in horror. The joke was on her though: I am King Minos of the ancient island state of Crete, my wife is Pasiphaë which made our precious little bundle-of-joy the half-bull, half-human monster widely known as The Minotaur.

Morrid - Drums, Bass, Guitar, Keyboards

9. You and Whose (Well-Equipped) Army? (Mountjoy, Moksha Man - 3m 04s)

You want some do you, you c&#$- you f&#@ing want some? Come on then... but would it kill you to say please?

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Moksha Man - Vocals
Mountjoy - Guitar, Bass, Keyboards
Morrid - Drums

©2015 All tracks recorded and mixed at Fleapit Studios and the Bunker

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